cigarette

I just woke up in the middle of the most bizarre dream. In my dream, I was living in this dorm-like place. I'm pretty sure it was college. But people's minds were such that they were trying to simultaneously think in both a stereotypically sitcom-50's mindset and a contemporary mindset and it caused them to do some really irrational things like pull their hair out and have sex with me. So of course I wake up with the Erection That Will Not Die. It's gone now, but for the life of my I could not get rid of it as I lay in bed.

I think I've dreamt about this bizarro place before. Weird. I'm going back to bed. I have to be up in two hours to get ready for work.