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Friday Aug 20, 2004

Aug 20, 2004
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"I went hiking through the Canadian Rockies. What're those things that stick to you and are impossible to get rid of? Oh yeah, child molestation charges."
"One day I caught my mom going through my socks and underwear. It really tickled."
"Do you and your husband have kids?" "Nope." "Try turning her over next time."

I just got back from seeing Emo Philips at Hilarities in Cleveland.

I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. EXCELLENT stand up.

He caught my off guard and I choked on my vodka tonic and coughed a great deal and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

We were in the front so I became a bit of a target for both him and the opening act. I managed to get a louder laugh and applause then the opener, due to my quick wit and unflappable coutenance. wink
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norritt:
id like to see emo sometime ... i got the jokes biggrin
"the roofers down the street keep tapping on the roof in morse code that "i am paranoid" " how the heck do they know?
Aug 21, 2004
hylian42:
I'm not paranoid. They really are after me.

I used to have multiple personalities. But we're OK now.

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me.
Aug 21, 2004

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