"I went hiking through the Canadian Rockies. What're those things that stick to you and are impossible to get rid of? Oh yeah, child molestation charges."
"One day I caught my mom going through my socks and underwear. It really tickled."
"Do you and your husband have kids?" "Nope." "Try turning her over next time."
I just got back from seeing Emo Philips at Hilarities in Cleveland.
I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. EXCELLENT stand up.
He caught my off guard and I choked on my vodka tonic and coughed a great deal and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
We were in the front so I became a bit of a target for both him and the opening act. I managed to get a louder laugh and applause then the opener, due to my quick wit and unflappable coutenance.
"One day I caught my mom going through my socks and underwear. It really tickled."
"Do you and your husband have kids?" "Nope." "Try turning her over next time."
I just got back from seeing Emo Philips at Hilarities in Cleveland.
I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. EXCELLENT stand up.
He caught my off guard and I choked on my vodka tonic and coughed a great deal and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
We were in the front so I became a bit of a target for both him and the opening act. I managed to get a louder laugh and applause then the opener, due to my quick wit and unflappable coutenance.
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"the roofers down the street keep tapping on the roof in morse code that "i am paranoid" " how the heck do they know?
I used to have multiple personalities. But we're OK now.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me.