I came into a bit of cash by helping my dad out on a case (he's a headlighting expert that works as a consultant in lawsuits and criminal cases, mostly auto accidents).
So I went and bought some clothes.
Looking at these pictures is giving me an erection.
This picture has the bowler hat that I am returning since it's not very good. I had no idea "100% wool" means "feels like cardboard and you better put it back in the box right now because the first time you sit on it it will crease and be unreturnable". Fortunately I decoded it in time. So I'm exchanging it for a 100% cotton black fedora with red pinstripes. I have faith in you, cotton.
There's also the Donnie Darko and pride patches. And not pictured are the phat and fat pink shoelaces.
So I went and bought some clothes.
Looking at these pictures is giving me an erection.
This picture has the bowler hat that I am returning since it's not very good. I had no idea "100% wool" means "feels like cardboard and you better put it back in the box right now because the first time you sit on it it will crease and be unreturnable". Fortunately I decoded it in time. So I'm exchanging it for a 100% cotton black fedora with red pinstripes. I have faith in you, cotton.
There's also the Donnie Darko and pride patches. And not pictured are the phat and fat pink shoelaces.
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cureelise:
u bring a new hotness to the word PINK 
if you're ever missing that pink bag of yours i didn't take it . 
if you're ever missing that pink bag of yours i didn't take it . 
user209834982:
you were at cedar point...why do i not remember you? 
