Why One Shouldn't Masturbate in One's Living Room in the Middle of The Day:
Because the meter reader just goes to your back yard to readyermeter without informing you of his presence.
Luckily, I wasn't masturbating. But I could have been.
It was embarrissing enough that I'm sitting here in front of the computer with no shirt on. But I was behaving. Whew.
Because the meter reader just goes to your back yard to readyermeter without informing you of his presence.
Luckily, I wasn't masturbating. But I could have been.
It was embarrissing enough that I'm sitting here in front of the computer with no shirt on. But I was behaving. Whew.
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