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Friday May 07, 2004

May 7, 2004
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Why One Shouldn't Masturbate in One's Living Room in the Middle of The Day:

Because the meter reader just goes to your back yard to readyermeter without informing you of his presence.

Luckily, I wasn't masturbating. But I could have been.

It was embarrissing enough that I'm sitting here in front of the computer with no shirt on. But I was behaving. Whew.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
trixel:
I remember sitting on my toilet once, and looking upand out my bathroom window and seeing a roofer standing on top of the roof of the next door restaurant. That was the world's quickest duck. smile
May 8, 2004
cassiopeia:
...everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten. Think about THAT next time you think it'd be fun. Cat Killer! Cat Killer!

biggrin biggrin biggrin
...hehe
May 9, 2004

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