Two days until my birthay hooray. I got a sofa as a gift so far, I'm not sure what that is supposed to signify. Maybe it means I am getting old and I need to lay down and wait to die? Not sure really. But there will be much debauchery to be had at my party. I am inviting alll of you to come and feed me cake and absinthe and.....hmmm I am sooo bad!!
I think I need to be spanked.
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"remember that sofa!"
The best way to do this is take a photo of every single person who comes to your party whilst they each take turns to sit and pose on the sofa. Then you will have a scrapbook of unique sofa photos to commemorate the event. Made special only by the fact that at the climax of the party you set the sofa alight like a dirty great ikea flaming torch, so that it can never be sat on again.
I like fire. I like your photos too.
Happy Birthday