churchmonster

after careful deliberation, i have come up with the following suggestions:
ear plugs...for when the dogs bark or the neighbors are loud
whiskey...to aid sleep or to keep the night going
an incredible hulk nightlight...duh
a copy of a really boring book for when they can't sleep
one of those amazingly squishy pillows they designed for outerspace
giant fuzzy animal feet slippers
porn
a creepy mixed cd with you doing random voice overs in parts saying "you're getting very sleepy"

that's it. my brain is fully taxed.

fondue pot!