So I guess I'm putting my grandma through some rough times right now. A few weeks ago, I asked her how she felt - based on her beliefs and christian way of life - about my brother and I going to hell, since we don't live by, or believe in a christian, or any other religious lifestyle. I also basically told her that the bible is a bunch of crap. Apparently, it's starting to sink in, because she told me yesterday how she felt about never seeing me again once she dies. She thinks she's bummed out now, wait 'til she finds out that Jesus is actually black! 
Yup... that guy that just cut me off on the way home without his blinker.... he's going to be rotting in some crypt somewhere I'm sure or having people bleeding tears over a decomposing body. YEAH!