chuckgelman

Hey pals

Things are good?

I'm alright, thanks.

Meme and I watched "But I'm A Cheerleader" last night and let me tell you, that was the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. I've been driving around with the grrrl-rock a-blarin'. Could it be that I'm finally coming to terms with my lesbianism? I think I'm ready to embrace it.

I don't think I've got much else to say.

WAIT!
I wore my new polka-dot shirt today...

Pretty sharp, if I may say so myself.
And only eighteen dollars. I sniff out a deal like a Jew in full form on the day after Christmas.
I'm terrible at saving money though. If it were an olympic sport, I'd get the medal made of poop.

Spring is here! Now all I want is summer. I'm given an inch and I ask for a mile.
Actually, I'm relatively happy. And in a matter of a couple short months I will attach myself to a lawn chair and proceed to do nothing but shoot the breeze and drink Bloody Marys until the leaves turn again.

If I think of anything else to say I'll add it on. For now, adieu.