chuckgelman

It's early in the morning, but I had a free second, so I figured I'd update to let you all know how much I fucking hate waking up when it's still dark. Anyways, I really wanna go see The Life Aquatic. Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums, I think, are two of the funniest movies of the past ten years or so, so I'm hoping this one doesn't let down. I've also been trying to think up some Christmas presents for my girlfriend and her family...she's always sick, so kinda as a gag I want to get her a bucket (for vomiting) with a picture of myself taped to the bottom of it. I also always see this little satue, in the window of this rundown antique store next to where i work, of a little girl trying to kiss a little boy who's turning his head away. I figure it's kinda a cute gift. In addition I'll probably get her something that doesn't have a snide joke imbued in it. And I'm gonna get her dad a knife. I think he'll like that.

Happy Hanukkah all


i got something to say
i killed a baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead

best.song.ever.


edit: i'm totally addicted to dental floss. i don't understand it, but it's become very much compulsive.

also, you really can get just about anything at amazon.com