chronik

Ladies; (all sarcasm intended)

NO, I will not submit a picture.


now if i was to say that i was a heart medication stealing to support my heroin addiction,
alcoholic,
gamble my paycheck away with a mortgage due or children to feed,
sado-masochistic (i leave the scars on the inside where the pain can be felt forever),
wife beating,
child molesting,
cheating,
i have a great car to cover the size of my little penis,
i have great hair to cover the size of my little penis,
i have great abs....(you get it)
keep the wife/gf/sig other/piece on the side barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen,
trophy wife seeking,

non-smoking,

piece of trash.

i would probably get a date with someone who believes in friendship first.

and by the way...
these are the reasons i have been given....

this is my latest answer to eharmony... any comments?