A question to the women out there, just to make sure I'm not crazy. If you're wearing a dress with no pockets, is it suitable to keep your cell phone in your panties? And retrieve it from there by unbuttoning your dress in the middle of Circuit City and reaching in?
My answer is most emphatically a NO
Especially when you're 40ish.
My answer is most emphatically a NO
Especially when you're 40ish. 
deathtoforls:
that's one of the nastiest things I've ever read. I concur with your answer wholeheartedly