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chriswparker

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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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CAZART!!! eeek eeek eeek


How long has it been, my fiends, since I last updated??

What the hell have I been upto??

Well... let's see, was in love, been many times in lust, had a really confusing relationship, which despite being over, everyone knows it's never really gonna be over. we've said goodbye too many times for the words to actually hold weight anymore, lol! I've pierced my lip and tongue. been very drunk, been quite high. realised I can't dance. solved many of my friends problems, discovered I am considered a deviant, genius, drunk, superhero, and lover, by all of my friends.

But I think I'm back now. still a cold and cruel (especially after last month), bitter and twisted (that's nothing new) low down honky mofo.

My mother said I should get 'Dazed & Confused' tattooed across my chest. Curse her biggrin I'll probably do it too.

My photography is getting much better, getting fine grades for it. The lap-dancing girls want more pix, and my beautiful Fetish girl wants me to help set up her website.

So there you are. in nutshell. Any questions??
luckyp:
Welcome back my friend!!!!!!
kiss
--l*P
Jan 13, 2005
queena:
Ooh, post some of the photos - I'd love to see your work.

Good to see ya back - I was beginning to wonder.
My new years are always twisted (and I don't mean just the night of). HOpe this new year is not quite so dazed pour vous!
Jan 13, 2005

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