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chriswparker

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Monday Aug 30, 2004

Aug 30, 2004
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Well another weekend is confined to history and rumour and confused memories.... but really last weekend started last wednesday...

I had a trial night at the Velvet Lounge, playing the tunes for the dancing girls there, and needless to say, I got the job. biggrin 50 a night, free ale and lapdancers!!!

I'd also been working all week at my day job too.

Thursday, I had two bands to engineer for. My band, The Polygraph, and a group of tuneless kids called Swisher. Polygraph were great, but Swisher, who had strangelt managed to get the headline spot, were fucking awful, competeing with each other to see who could be loudest. dickheads. I was a success tho. free ale all round for me.

Then I went and got pissed at the lapdancing club again.

Friday and saturday I was DJing, properly now. Me and the boss, Georgia want more rock, it's mainly RnB at the mo'. I mean RnB is good to lapdance to, but we think rock would work well too. Have to wait and see. The girls, bless 'em, love me! Fetching me drinks, making a point of kissing me on the cheeks after a pole dance, mainly to wind the customers up I suppose, but it keeps me amused. Young Karen wants me to work with her band now, and asked if I would mind doing soem promo photography for her. Ha ha! Sure biggrin love

Spent sunday fucking hungover hiding in the office at work, after getting home at 5.30am from the club. wasted I was. but then ended the day at the Country Club dance event high up in the middle of the moors in Lancashire. I was too sober to really enjoy it, so ended up back in the pubs in town.

Along the way, Georgia has made a point of telling me which dancers are single eeek ha ha, I was invited to my ex's at 2.30am friday for a 'cup of tea', had most of my friends and 2 lapdancers tell me they love me, and been amazingly drunk!

This weekend starts on Wednesday again... shocked
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
baby_square:
free ale and lapdances? man, do i have the wrong job! wink
Sep 12, 2004
lucyfur666:
hey I'm back!!! kiss

so what have you been doing??? Lots of dates I bet tongue you haven't posted in a while... please update and tell me all about it !!!
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Sep 13, 2004

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