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chriswparker

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Tuesday Apr 03, 2007

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ok....

so i need a woman. I've been out the loop behaving myself for a while, and feel I'm getting old now.

help me folks....

I'm looking for a girl in Lancashire, Manchester, Blackburn kind of area
preferably a redhead
preferably beautifully tattooed
somewhere around 20-35
and fun.

yeah, I know it's impossible.

especially since the 'lucky' gal has to deal with me who's
broke at the mo
grumpy
still got hang ups with my ex
doesn't drive

but... I am
passionate
caring and kind
interestingly pierced wink
dryly amusing

I could go on about my abilities in the sack and my techniques at this that and the other, but why blow my own trumpet and sound like a prick, eh?

it would also help if anyone other than my ex and the few friends I have on here read my blog! ha ha!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
amynicole:
Yeah the shots are for SG, I'm a Yorkshire Lass.

Your not selling yourself, put a possitive spin on it..... Doesn't Drive but good at walking, lol! Good Luck.

Apr 5, 2007
lilyfly:
Thanks for the compliment!
Apr 5, 2007

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