chriswparker

well, it's monday again, and a sober weekend.

I was in London all day saturday, at a Diane Arbus symposium. she's one of the greatest photographers ever, for those who don't know. New York based. I saw the exhibition in NYC back in april, but saturday I got to meet folk who worked with her. was an amazing day. YOU MUST SEE THIS EXHIBITION, even...
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Hello!!

I'm Back!!

Been a bad and teribble year, everything has gone wrong, but now it's getting better! Sold my house, no more debt, lots of shiny new things for me!

hope you're all well.

Hey folks!!

Well NYC was a disaster... Blizzards, bad flights, and generally pissed off. never mind got a few good pix.

Naomi dumped me when I got back, but was in a foul mood anyway, knew she was going to, so could really give a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut... ha ha! It's all good, I'm back to being full on cold bitter and...
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Hey dudes!!

What a great weekend!! I quit my job at the lapdancing club on Saturday, to much fanfare and partying and having scantily clad strippers asking me not to leave, bottles of whiskey, and private dances! And if that ain't rock n f'n roll enough had the honour of seeing Velvet Revolver in Manchester on Sunday night! And then if that wasn't an awesome...
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CAZART!!!


How long has it been, my fiends, since I last updated??

What the hell have I been upto??

Well... let's see, was in love, been many times in lust, had a really confusing relationship, which despite being over, everyone knows it's never really gonna be over. we've said goodbye too many times for the words to actually hold weight anymore, lol! I've pierced my...
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I'm Back!!!!

It's a long story. Many women were involved and it got rather complicated. Needless to say, I'm still a honky MoFo and still DJing in the lapdancing club. The 'straight' job at the mobile phone shop is going, prob after Xmas...



... Then I can get back to my plan of total urban bohemia. More tats, piercings. Shitloads more photography. More drinking!

XC

Have to go folks! I'm leaving for a woman! Long story! email me if ya like lowdownhonkymofo@yahoo.co.uk I may be back!

Love ya loads!

Chris/Bandito

Well another weekend is confined to history and rumour and confused memories.... but really last weekend started last wednesday...

I had a trial night at the Velvet Lounge, playing the tunes for the dancing girls there, and needless to say, I got the job. 50 a night, free ale and lapdancers!!!

I'd also been working all week at my day job too.

Thursday, I had...
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Well, my friends will think I have finally lost it, I've just taken up a job on Friday and Saturday nights as a DJ in a lapdancing club.....

I haven't stopped laughing about it since last night yet.....

I've got a date, again, tonight. this seems to happening quite a lot recently. Don't know why...

Anyhoo, Cheryl again. the gal who ran out on me on Friday. We're going for a meal, and to see a film. Anything with Blood and Guts in she said. Cool, can do that.

One prob is that she isn't so keen on motorbikes, and she doesn't drive,...
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hey!!!

I got a date tonight!

All kinda started yesterday, went out for a few beers inthe afternoon, which quickly turned into a session with an old mate John.

We found ourselves int The Crown pub, more beer, enough for me to loosen up my tongue, and before I knew it I was flirting with Cheryl the girl behind the bar. "she just split with...
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