Bender day four...
well... not quite.
oh hell im blitzed. I wasted nearly two hours hitting on some girl tonight before she decided to inform me that she had a boyfriend. then she gave me shit for my sharp decline in interest... like its some kind of flaw to not want to rub another man's rubarb. This didnt bother me so much until i looked around and noticed that she was the hottest girl in the joint... it was all down hill from there.
beer for breakfast tomorrow, since I didnt get any ass sex.
well... not quite.
oh hell im blitzed. I wasted nearly two hours hitting on some girl tonight before she decided to inform me that she had a boyfriend. then she gave me shit for my sharp decline in interest... like its some kind of flaw to not want to rub another man's rubarb. This didnt bother me so much until i looked around and noticed that she was the hottest girl in the joint... it was all down hill from there.
beer for breakfast tomorrow, since I didnt get any ass sex.
blck_flwrsplease:
holy shit - youre local!!!! what the fuck - I swear to god when I looked your shit up last you werent local - tandy is still here - its on wyoming and menaul.......
avaneveah:
You starting to remind me of my mom 
Now I cant think of you nakie anymore
Now I cant think of you nakie anymore