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Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

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Here's a story.

Once there was a kid that wasn't paying attention to his step mom. The step mom, in turn, hit the kid in the mouth with the end of an ice cream scoop. Front teeth became chipped front teeth, and as the kid never went to the dentist those chipped teeth remained chipped teeth. The REAL reason, the reason he gave to people he trusted and loved? Hit his head on a door.

That year, guess what that kid wanted for Christmas.

Then one day many days later, with high-powered super-ultraviolet tools and space age polymers, those chipped teeth once again became front teeth. More like Bugs Bunny teeth than golf divots. Less like an angle, more like a straight line. Think of how teeth are supposed to look like when you see them on anatomy text books and dental pamphlets. The kid (now a guy) began re-practicing saying his "S's". Sally Sells Seashells down by the Sea Shore.

The catch? You can only tell if something changed if and when that guy smiled.

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