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No more smokes, one cup of coffee left, and half a bottle of beer...

hit it?
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It is my sweetie's birthday. I planned on getting her something, but I have only $11.00 in my account.
I'm trying to make her something, but it's coming out all wrong.
Sweet lady-freedom! Let's make out.
parisambrosia:
you should take strips of paper and make origami stars out of them.....then you could tell her that every day she can pull out a star and make a wish......
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When it comes to the "queue" feature, I have the amazing ability to travel forward in time 24hrs.
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"The fact is that all writers create their precursors. Their work modifies our conception of the past, just as it is bound to modify the future."

Jorge Luis Borges (18991986)
hellocentral:
i try. ARRR!!! how did you see it?
hellocentral:
i propose that SG have a satire section, e.g. theonion.com, run by none other than ME. think about it. hehe.
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Think of America right now. No matter your poltical point of view.

Now, go read A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood.

Forget the romantic crap in it (which exists by the droves) and simply consider the dystopic impulse in that novel.

Then think of America right now. No matter your political point of view.
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I always thought it would be cool if they did a "Touched by an Angel"/"Highway to Heaven" crossover episode. But both people from "Highway to Heaven" died painful deaths.
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PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.


BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR,
Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.
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The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When Ihe papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation

It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law

The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Everytime my name gets mentioned
The papa said oy if...
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you were laying on the carpet
like your satin in a coffin
you said do you believe what your saying
yeah right now but not that often
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I love doing laundry. There's something about folding clothes, washing sheets, and dusting that makes it feel like you're all new. I realize this is a complete waste of time as it will be dirty within a week, but I like wearing my new stripy socks way too much for these black, gold toe things.

Alarm just went off, time for another load.
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34. I have committed various vices for the sake of friends and enemies. This I have not recognized: "Leaving everyone behind, I must pass away."

35. My enemies will not remain, nor will my friends remain. I shall not remain. Nothing will remain.

36. Whatever is experienced will fade to a memory. Like an experience in a dream, everything that has passed will not be...
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vader_____:
Wow I am so amazed by your writing ability - I have a very close pal that lives in Portland, maybe if I visit him someday you can give me a writing lesson or two! --take care!
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We used to be friends. Now it's all "fuck each other".
Question: is it necessary in sexual development to have the "ye olde orgy" and/or three way with someone(s)? More specifically, can you treat sexuality in terms of ecology/economics in terms of "learned experience" vs. "sexual knowledge"?