christmasjones

Yes I know it's been done before.
No substance, stale stagnant
What a bore

Won't buy into any of your shit
nothing means more to you than my wallet

Record company gonna help me develop my career
copywrite my face play my music everywhere
first we gotta write, write a hit song
here's some cash let's move now right along

Hey kids we need some talent
come join us in this rock star experiment
if you can dance like that and sing like this too
we've got the perfect number for you

you once were famous
what happened to your dream?
you once wanted fame
what happened to your scheme?

Step right up to this money making
step right up to this coke sniffin
step right up to this ass kissing
step right up to this dick sucking
money making coke sniffing ass kissing dick sucking
scheme

step right up