#5: Female ejaculation workshops.
Was it something I said?
Was it something I said?
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grendel:
No! Not at all. The cable company here got all freaky last night and tens of thousand of folks were without their television and cable modem fix. I sat here in stunned disbelief. I unplugged everything twice, plugged it all back in three times and the bastard still wouldn't work. I went to bed feeling terrible.
Those cable guys are going to get one IRRATE letter, let me tell you. . . No worries darlin'.
Those cable guys are going to get one IRRATE letter, let me tell you. . . No worries darlin'.
christine3782:
Not an IRATE letter, no?
Crocheting is my new love!
Anyway.
#4: The mutant duck-chicken things at the organic farm.
Anyway.
#4: The mutant duck-chicken things at the organic farm.
grendel:
Watch that third row. She's a tricky chick she is. The double-stich is our friend. Yay for crocheting! yay for naife! yay for everything!! Except perhaps mutant duck-chickens. Tell me ms. duck-chicken, are you good or are you evil? You're a gelatinous swamp beast in disguise you say? Oh no! The spoon! Hide the spoon!
ack!!!
This surreal/odd moment was brought to you by mutant duck-chicken kebob snacks.
Remember, if it doesn't say cock-a-doodle-quack, it's not mutant duck-chicken.
ack!!!
This surreal/odd moment was brought to you by mutant duck-chicken kebob snacks.
Remember, if it doesn't say cock-a-doodle-quack, it's not mutant duck-chicken.
#2: Prof. Greg Mullins, who reminds me of Mr. Burns and said cock a lot in his lectures.
#3: The fact that I can say cock and fuck and "miles and miles of government-funded porn" in papers and presentations and still be taken seriously.
#3: The fact that I can say cock and fuck and "miles and miles of government-funded porn" in papers and presentations and still be taken seriously.
residue:
cock is a good thing
Rather than be cranky about the things I dislike about my school, I'm going to focus on the nice things. Not that it's necessary at this point, but nevermind that. Anyway.
#1: Vegan seminar potlucks with lots and lots of Oly. Not sure why this is a good thing.
#1: Vegan seminar potlucks with lots and lots of Oly. Not sure why this is a good thing.
residue:
some say that when people are cranky about something ... they are happy in a way ...
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I was up looking at an apartment yesterday, and it's a really great location, and a really great building, and the apartment takes up the whole top floor and is amazing, but the room I would be living in is cramped, and the rent is way too high for a cramped room 
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residue:
stripping = making a fool of myself
(dont tell anyone)
hugeHUG
(dont tell anyone)
hugeHUG
christine3782:
I'm sure you'd make a very dignified stripper.
So I got a cutting deepened today, and there were three people in there other than the person doing it, just sort of standing around and watching the blood drip into my cleavage. Speaking of, it was way messier than last time. I bled like a stuck little piggy.
Then I had to drive back up from Portland, and I consequently have a very unusual...
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requiem:
Unfortunately, no. It just means removing loose hair from my cat's coat.
I'm loath to ask what a "cutting" is for fear that its meaning is as literal as "brush the cat." But what the hell, What's a cutting? Where is yours?
I'm loath to ask what a "cutting" is for fear that its meaning is as literal as "brush the cat." But what the hell, What's a cutting? Where is yours?
requiem:
No! It has nothing to do with fucking Kitty! I swear!
How embarassing. Ignore it if you read it.
solisis:
perhaps because you don't see the faces of the people you're opening up to.
I opened up when I started saying to myself "what's the worst that can happen"
as of then I've been way more social and even overly social. but who cares about me.
It's good therapy to type your issues here cause you'll get some genuine advice.
ps- leonard cohen rocks
I opened up when I started saying to myself "what's the worst that can happen"
as of then I've been way more social and even overly social. but who cares about me.
It's good therapy to type your issues here cause you'll get some genuine advice.
ps- leonard cohen rocks
Rollerskating was pretty awesome. I only fell twice. I think that was really good. The kids there were kinda strange.
I had class all day today. What made me register for an all-day Saturday class? It's not so bad really, other than the getting up part.
Anyway...I'm going rollerskating tonight! Yeah! I haven't been rollerskating in at least 10 years. I'm gonna fall on my ass. In front of all the 13-year-olds who are trying to make out.
And yes, badminton does rock.
Anyway...I'm going rollerskating tonight! Yeah! I haven't been rollerskating in at least 10 years. I'm gonna fall on my ass. In front of all the 13-year-olds who are trying to make out.
And yes, badminton does rock.
let me think on that. my memory is slow. i believe you are right, but i have to try to reconcile that with my rememberance...
*beats her head on the table*