Well, I finally got enough money to get a car. Well, maybe not a good car, but a car. And figure since I am about to turn 25 it is about fucking time I take the step up from gutter trash to gutter trash in a hoopty. But it has got me thinking. Walking and taking the bus everywhere has given me a lot of time to think and self reflect. It has also givin me the oppertunity to meet some very interesting and strange people. Cause if you have ever been to a large bus terminal in or around a large city, you know most of those people sitting and standing around you aren't "normal". So I was thinking about about all the people I have met and decided I would more or less list some for you....
Scary Kimo Hag:
I didn't meet her at a bus stop, but at my late night job on campus of the junior college I went to. If her attitude wasn't worse than her looks I might feel sorry for her and probably not even list her here, but damn bitch get some theropy. She was old, missing most of her hair but decided to keep what little she had long, and just plain mean. So here's to ya old girl, your a freak.
Booger Eating Retarded Thug:
Yes you actually read that right. And unlike the lady above I love this guy. He is classic downs syndrome in physical appearance, but he dresses like a thug and wears a blue rag on his head. Posts himself up, muggs everyone, then proceeds to pick his nose and eat it in full view of EVERYONE! I love this guy, here's a booger for the homies.
Old Black Ceerleader:
I just have to ask, why don't whitey get cooler in age like black people? You see an old white guy with a cane and he is sad and tired, you see an old black guy with a cane and he is soulful and can still kick your ass. So this older black woman with yellow pom-poms comes up to me to bum a smoke. And she gave me one of the coolest compliments a human has ever recieved. She said to me "Baby, I like your style. Like a hillbilly........ but up to date" Old black mama you my girl and will be a memory that will last a life time. And you deserve it.
Now I could go on and on about the Amsterdamn Pimp, IV Heroin Junky Grandpa, Homeless Fisherman, Italian Not-So-Undercover Cop, and many more, but I think you guys get the idea. Some part of me is going to miss walking. Miss the time in my head and miss all the fucking weirdos that I have come to love so much. But I guess this part of my life is time for change. Lets see what happens now.
Scary Kimo Hag:
I didn't meet her at a bus stop, but at my late night job on campus of the junior college I went to. If her attitude wasn't worse than her looks I might feel sorry for her and probably not even list her here, but damn bitch get some theropy. She was old, missing most of her hair but decided to keep what little she had long, and just plain mean. So here's to ya old girl, your a freak.
Booger Eating Retarded Thug:
Yes you actually read that right. And unlike the lady above I love this guy. He is classic downs syndrome in physical appearance, but he dresses like a thug and wears a blue rag on his head. Posts himself up, muggs everyone, then proceeds to pick his nose and eat it in full view of EVERYONE! I love this guy, here's a booger for the homies.
Old Black Ceerleader:
I just have to ask, why don't whitey get cooler in age like black people? You see an old white guy with a cane and he is sad and tired, you see an old black guy with a cane and he is soulful and can still kick your ass. So this older black woman with yellow pom-poms comes up to me to bum a smoke. And she gave me one of the coolest compliments a human has ever recieved. She said to me "Baby, I like your style. Like a hillbilly........ but up to date" Old black mama you my girl and will be a memory that will last a life time. And you deserve it.
Now I could go on and on about the Amsterdamn Pimp, IV Heroin Junky Grandpa, Homeless Fisherman, Italian Not-So-Undercover Cop, and many more, but I think you guys get the idea. Some part of me is going to miss walking. Miss the time in my head and miss all the fucking weirdos that I have come to love so much. But I guess this part of my life is time for change. Lets see what happens now.
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lunna:
Hello, I changed my name.