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Wednesday Mar 07, 2007

Mar 7, 2007
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Sophia Loren's Panties

I sent Sophia Loren a gift of my poems. And one evening after my short
meditation, I was wondering if I would get a reply from Miss Loren and what
she would say. And I started fantazing ...

I've got a pair of panties from Sophia Loren
"How did you get 'em?"
In the mail
They were blue lace
"All over?"
Nothin' but lace
"What did she say?"
She said: "When I got-a your poems
I said to myself: this-a guy, he writes-a so nice
He give-a me ecstasy

So I sent-a you these-a panties
To take-a to bed-a with you
They should-a give-a you instant ecstasy
They should-a give-a you instant honey bees
Cause they were worn-a by me
On-a x rated movie in-a Italy"

So I took her panties to bed with me
"What happened?"
Well I woke up in the morning
And to my surprise Sophia Loren was lying next to me
"What did she say?"
She said, "I knew-a nothing could-a
Take-a the place of-a me big-a boy
So I came as soon as I could
And I let-a myself in-a with a skeleton key"

"And then,
And then ...?"

And then --
Instant ecstasy --
We had instant ecstasy,
A whole hive of honey bees!

Sophia Loren left that day
She had to go back to Italy
To be in an x rated movie
But before she left she said
"Good-a bye big-a boy
You were-a very nice
And I'll remember you all of my life
Cause-a you make-a love-a so nice
You give a me instant ecstasy
You gave-a me a whole hive of-a honey bees"

Well, that was sometime ago
And today I've got me a wife
But every night when we wanna have --
Instant honey bees
She wears Sophia Loren's blue lace panties
"Lace?"
Nothin' but lace
And we have --
Instant honey bees
We have instant honey bees
A whole hive of ecstasy!

Thank you Sophia, for giving me
Your blue lace panties and --
Instant honey bees!

"That quick, huh!"

(On June 27, 1977, I received a very cordial, complimentary
letter from Miss Loren in regard to the poems I had sent her.
Thank you, Sophia)

Copyright Christopher Steele Brower



VIEW 25 of 64 COMMENTS
tsunami:
This surely did cheer me up biggrin
Thank you for your comment kiss You should visit Japan if you have a chance.
Mar 23, 2007
catdad:
Great poem. The silliness of some of your imagery is the source of its charm.

Actually, it was the stray I wanted to save who bit me. He was becoming feral because he was never neutered and was not biting playfully.

I cook almost exclusively with store bought mixes - soup mixes and rice mixes mostly. Just start with the recipe on the back. Then when you can do that, start experimenting. If the recipe calls for chicken, maybe you can substitute something like garlic chicken sausage, or shrimp, one of my favorites. Or marinate the chicken before using it in the recipe. Stick within the ethnic theme - with an asian rice mix, use an asian marinade for the meat. Throw veggies in with rice when you cook it. Just follow the rice cooking directions. Some of the veggie nutrients would normally be lost in the water if you boil them. The rice absorbs the liquid, so it retains more of the nutrients. Plus it only takes one pot to cook both.
Mar 24, 2007

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