Sophia Loren's Panties
I sent Sophia Loren a gift of my poems. And one evening after my short
meditation, I was wondering if I would get a reply from Miss Loren and what
she would say. And I started fantazing ...
I've got a pair of panties from Sophia Loren
"How did you get 'em?"
In the mail
They were blue lace
"All over?"
Nothin' but lace
"What did she say?"
She said: "When I got-a your poems
I said to myself: this-a guy, he writes-a so nice
He give-a me ecstasy
So I sent-a you these-a panties
To take-a to bed-a with you
They should-a give-a you instant ecstasy
They should-a give-a you instant honey bees
Cause they were worn-a by me
On-a x rated movie in-a Italy"
So I took her panties to bed with me
"What happened?"
Well I woke up in the morning
And to my surprise Sophia Loren was lying next to me
"What did she say?"
She said, "I knew-a nothing could-a
Take-a the place of-a me big-a boy
So I came as soon as I could
And I let-a myself in-a with a skeleton key"
"And then,
And then ...?"
And then --
Instant ecstasy --
We had instant ecstasy,
A whole hive of honey bees!
Sophia Loren left that day
She had to go back to Italy
To be in an x rated movie
But before she left she said
"Good-a bye big-a boy
You were-a very nice
And I'll remember you all of my life
Cause-a you make-a love-a so nice
You give a me instant ecstasy
You gave-a me a whole hive of-a honey bees"
Well, that was sometime ago
And today I've got me a wife
But every night when we wanna have --
Instant honey bees
She wears Sophia Loren's blue lace panties
"Lace?"
Nothin' but lace
And we have --
Instant honey bees
We have instant honey bees
A whole hive of ecstasy!
Thank you Sophia, for giving me
Your blue lace panties and --
Instant honey bees!
"That quick, huh!"
(On June 27, 1977, I received a very cordial, complimentary
letter from Miss Loren in regard to the poems I had sent her.
Thank you, Sophia)
Copyright Christopher Steele Brower
I sent Sophia Loren a gift of my poems. And one evening after my short
meditation, I was wondering if I would get a reply from Miss Loren and what
she would say. And I started fantazing ...
I've got a pair of panties from Sophia Loren
"How did you get 'em?"
In the mail
They were blue lace
"All over?"
Nothin' but lace
"What did she say?"
She said: "When I got-a your poems
I said to myself: this-a guy, he writes-a so nice
He give-a me ecstasy
So I sent-a you these-a panties
To take-a to bed-a with you
They should-a give-a you instant ecstasy
They should-a give-a you instant honey bees
Cause they were worn-a by me
On-a x rated movie in-a Italy"
So I took her panties to bed with me
"What happened?"
Well I woke up in the morning
And to my surprise Sophia Loren was lying next to me
"What did she say?"
She said, "I knew-a nothing could-a
Take-a the place of-a me big-a boy
So I came as soon as I could
And I let-a myself in-a with a skeleton key"
"And then,
And then ...?"
And then --
Instant ecstasy --
We had instant ecstasy,
A whole hive of honey bees!
Sophia Loren left that day
She had to go back to Italy
To be in an x rated movie
But before she left she said
"Good-a bye big-a boy
You were-a very nice
And I'll remember you all of my life
Cause-a you make-a love-a so nice
You give a me instant ecstasy
You gave-a me a whole hive of-a honey bees"
Well, that was sometime ago
And today I've got me a wife
But every night when we wanna have --
Instant honey bees
She wears Sophia Loren's blue lace panties
"Lace?"
Nothin' but lace
And we have --
Instant honey bees
We have instant honey bees
A whole hive of ecstasy!
Thank you Sophia, for giving me
Your blue lace panties and --
Instant honey bees!
"That quick, huh!"
(On June 27, 1977, I received a very cordial, complimentary
letter from Miss Loren in regard to the poems I had sent her.
Thank you, Sophia)
Copyright Christopher Steele Brower
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