chrissteele

A Halloween Poem

I was having lunch one evening(a light meal) with a friend of mine, Paula, a T.M. (Transcendental Meditation) teacher. When for some reason I still haven't been able to figure out, she said, "Imagine a sandwich digesting you...instead of the other way around."

I want to explain the term jinni in this poem. Jinni, represents a supernatural being that can take human or animal form and influence human affairs.

Bologna

The sandwich that ate Sara
Also got indigestion
And her friend Penny for dessert

Since the time of his inception
The bologna had always been horny
So to eat Penny who was especially voluptuous,
And her friend Sara,
Was thrilling
It was climactic
There could be no nothing sweeter
He had reached his peak
When the afterglow had faded
He wanted to die

He committed suicide
By submitting to a horny female pastrami
Who was having lunch of two handsome executives

So that's the way it is
Jinni come and jinni go
From now on, my meals
Will be strictly Platonic