I want to preface this by saying that Sophia Loren is a long- time movie star from Italy - in case anyone didn't know. She's 72 years young.

I sent Sophia Loren a gift of my poems. And one evening after my short meditation, I was wondering if I would get a reply from Miss Loren and what she would say. And I started fantasizing ..

Sophia Loren's Panties

I've got a pair of panties from Sophia Loren
"How did you get'em?'

In the mail
They were blue lace
"All over?"
Nothin but lace
"What did she say?"
She said: "When I got-a your poems
I said to myself: this-guy, he writes-a so nice
He give- me ecstasy
So I sent-a you these- a panties
To take-a to bed-a with you
They should-a give-a you instant ecstasy
They should-a give-a you instant honey bees
Cause they were worn-a by me
On-a x rated movie in-a Italy"

So I took her panties to bed with me
"what happened?"
Well I woke up in the morning
And to my surprise Sophia Loren was lying next to me
"What did she say?"
She said," I knew-a nothing could-a
Take-a the place of-a me big-a boy
So I came as soon as I could
And I let-a myself in-a with a skeleton key"

"And then
And then ...?"

And then --
Instant ecstasy,
We had instant ecstasy,
A whole hive of honey bees!

Sophia Loren left that day
She had to go back to Italy
To be in an x rated movie
But before she left she said
"Good - a bye big-a boy
You were-a very nice
And I'll remember you all of my life
Cause-a you make-a love-a so nice
You give-a me instant ecstasy
You gave-a me a whole of-a honey bees

Well, that was sometime ago
And today I've got me a wife
But every night when we wanna have --
Instant honey bees

She wears Sophia Loren's blue lace panties
"Lace?"
Nothin but lace
And we have - -
Instant honey bees
A whole hive of ecstasy!

Thank you Sophia, for giving me
Your blue lace panties and - -
Instant honey bees!

"That quick, huh!"


{On June 27, 1977, I received a very cordial,complimentary letter from Miss Loren in regard to the poems I had sent her. Thank you, Sophia]

Copyrigt 2006 Christopher Steele