I said to myself: this-a guy, he writes- so nice
He give-a me ecstasy
So I sent-you these-panties
To take-a to bed-a with you
They should-a give-a you instant ecstasy
They should-a give-a you instant honey bees
Cause they were worn-a by me
On -a x rated movie in-a Italy"
So I took her panties to bed with me
"What happened?"
Well I woke up in the morning
And to my surprise Sophia Loren was lying next to me
"What did she say?"
She said, I knew-nothing could-a
Take-a the place of- a me big-a boy
So I came as soon as I could
And I let-a myself in-a with a skeleton key"
:And then,