Okay, I can now tell you... that I've just signed a contract to star in a series of porn flicks!! 
That's right, you read correctly, my first film is titled The Second Cumming of Johnny Wad: The Adventures Of Woody Goodpecker. I will be the character Woody Goodpecker for the whole series in this contract, and that could be quite a few films, depending on the response.
Crazy huh!???
That's right, you read correctly, my first film is titled The Second Cumming of Johnny Wad: The Adventures Of Woody Goodpecker. I will be the character Woody Goodpecker for the whole series in this contract, and that could be quite a few films, depending on the response.
Crazy huh!???
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