I'll be A year older this 19 Of January and I have so many unanswered questions!!! .....
I still haven't found out who let the dogs out. Where is the Beef? How do we get to Sesame Street? Why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps? Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same? Why are eggs packaged in flimsy Styrofoam or paper cartons, but batteries are secured in plastic that is as tough as nails? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it is only a penny for your thoughts? Where is the extra penny going to? Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those previous songs in your head? Just who exactly is Victoria and does she have any secrets left? Why do they make dogfood in multiple flavors and shapes, do dogs even care... Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why do sleeping pills have a warning, may cause drowsiness. If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them? If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? Why does water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? If there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
And what exactly was Billie Jo McAlister throwing off the Tallahatchie Bridge???
Do you think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a friend, who got it from another friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin's baby momma's doctor that lived next door to an old classmate.
Now it is your turn to take it from me.
Copy and Paste, change the age, and give someone else something to laugh at!😂
