chrislikewhoa

if jaidee offers to cut your hair

run


i swear she keeps giving me crappy haircuts just to cockblock me when shes not around to do it in person...


oh yeah, i woke up in a pool of sweat today...i think i'll go buy a fan after work.

I had this bad bitch Uptown, she was WHOA!
Had me fucked up in the head I mean WHOA!
Bought the bitch diamonds and pearls I mean WHOA!
Shoulda seen them shits shinin on her wrist, WHOA!
Now money ain't a problem, see my dough is like WHOA!
Pulled out my bankroll on y'all niggaz like WHOA!
Floss the blue shrimp from two-tenth like WHOA!...
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so my plans for the 4th of july fell through
no beach parties at san diego for me...
oh well, now i have over a week off to sit around and do whatever.

i moved, once again
still live in harlem, just down on 119th now.
my place is huge
maybe i can throw a sgny party or two...we'll see

anydangway
time to go spend...
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went anon for a couple days...
i'm sure no one noticed...
its way over rated anyway.

jaidee jaidee
bo baidee
banana wana fo faidee
me my mo maidee
jaidee

prepare to have your face raped...

i've never been a fan of shaving

so i've decided to stop doing it for the time being.

coke....acola!

do i get to see my jd tonight?

i hope so.

cumshots

i am drunk
well quickly approaching...

anyway, i am going to complie a list of things i hate.
if all goes well, i will offend many many people on this site.

and we start......

now.

industrial piercings
eyebrow piercings on guys
how pink has become the fashionable color for men
how its become cool for girls to have HUGE asses
U2
Dave Mathews Band
Jack...
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