chrislikewhoa

i came home from work and felt pretty

so i did a photoshoot for all of you to marvel at

its titled: "white single male father struggling to make it in tha rap game"


me turnin "the sex" on. OUCH! don't burn yourself, im hot like lava!


me realizing just how hotttt i am. (extra t's = extra hottttt)


me at a more real moment, stressed out by the game and raising a son in this cold cold world.


me bring this level of realness straight to your grill piece.


me after the mental storm has calmed. gettin ready to bust out some fat beatz.


me bein all like, hey. i'm a person like all you little ordinary people too. i gots my problems too. naw mean?


me practicing makin the shadow puppets for my baby mommas boy. yeah thats fresh. rabbitron commin at ya...what!?


me thinking about the rhymes i'll be spittin later on.


the sex shot for all you ladies out there, you know you want it. but you know you cant have none of thissss.


and i'm up outta this bitch.

i just dropped it like its hotttttt
dropped dropped it like its hottttt


im so bored.