Fantastic.
Just called my girl at school to say goodnight. She's drunk and mad because instead of me staying at home all weekend by myself like i had planned, i drove to the News to visit my mom.
Wait, did i say she was mad at me for going to visit my mom? Because i meant to say she was mad at me FOR GOING TO VISIT MY MOM. MY. MOM.
So yeah, needless to say, hotheaded reactionary Chris replied with "Hey, fuck it. I don't need this, i'll talk to you tomorrow when you're sober. Bye." And hung up. Now i'm sure she's extra mad because i didn't say i love you. And i'm sure the conversation tomorrow will be extra-fun. Hoboy.
Later, Chris will go more in depth as to why he can't stand drinking in the least. It's quite possibly the thing i hate most on the planet. Hurray.
Everyone leave me hatemail.
Just called my girl at school to say goodnight. She's drunk and mad because instead of me staying at home all weekend by myself like i had planned, i drove to the News to visit my mom.
Wait, did i say she was mad at me for going to visit my mom? Because i meant to say she was mad at me FOR GOING TO VISIT MY MOM. MY. MOM.
So yeah, needless to say, hotheaded reactionary Chris replied with "Hey, fuck it. I don't need this, i'll talk to you tomorrow when you're sober. Bye." And hung up. Now i'm sure she's extra mad because i didn't say i love you. And i'm sure the conversation tomorrow will be extra-fun. Hoboy.
Later, Chris will go more in depth as to why he can't stand drinking in the least. It's quite possibly the thing i hate most on the planet. Hurray.
Everyone leave me hatemail.
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