Sup jerries!
I swear-my job fucking rules. I hang out with bands, get free liquor and see tons of concerts and talk on the phone. Not to mention MySpace it up all day and look at the naked wimminz on this site.
Or stare out the windown and watch people walk by, as so deftly illustrated here.
So I have to go to the hookah bar I go to with my boys tonight to talk to the manager...when I went last week one of the employees burned me on purpose with the tongs that were in the FUCKING COALS. So I have this burn on my arm. I am so fucking pissed because I will probably have a scar. I am gonna go and like, demand some motherfucking money or threaten legal action or some shit cause YO THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD BE FUCKING UP MY PERSON!
I am gonna go on a dinner date at Chipotle (hello deliciousness!) and then go tanning tonight with my wifey Jill like some pampered Newport Beach princesses. Hahahah---I have 3 shoots (PAID, MUTHAFUCKAS) scheduled this week and my shit be GLOWING I am so pale.
Modeling thing is going good, starting to accumulate some cash, which means I can
A. Buy myself out of my contract with Cingular, those ratfucks and then hook myself up a SideKick.
B. Get that damn Ipod already so I can stop listening to the FUCKING RADIO all the time---ugh....
C. Start to get some tattoo work on myself. Fuck yeah jerry.
Speaking of which....anybody that is an artist...let me know...I want someone to design a tat for me....I WILL GIVE YOU BIG SLOPPY KISSES!
Gonna see the darling Miss Annabelle on Saturday...it's her birthday and I am more than happy to ply her with liquor.
Speaking of liquor, I want a REDHEADED SLUT reaaaaaaaal bad right now...that would go well with a bean and cheese burrito and some PANTERA.
I think I need to arrange another Strip Club Shenanigans in one of the groups-SGOC and/or SGLA. For those of you that were at the first one, you all know that we all got REALLY drunk and were molested by lots of hot girls. Good god that was a lot of fun.
I love nothing more than alcohol and naked women.
Who's fucking in?
ps I miss these girls.
Rae and Anika
I swear-my job fucking rules. I hang out with bands, get free liquor and see tons of concerts and talk on the phone. Not to mention MySpace it up all day and look at the naked wimminz on this site.
Or stare out the windown and watch people walk by, as so deftly illustrated here.
So I have to go to the hookah bar I go to with my boys tonight to talk to the manager...when I went last week one of the employees burned me on purpose with the tongs that were in the FUCKING COALS. So I have this burn on my arm. I am so fucking pissed because I will probably have a scar. I am gonna go and like, demand some motherfucking money or threaten legal action or some shit cause YO THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD BE FUCKING UP MY PERSON!
I am gonna go on a dinner date at Chipotle (hello deliciousness!) and then go tanning tonight with my wifey Jill like some pampered Newport Beach princesses. Hahahah---I have 3 shoots (PAID, MUTHAFUCKAS) scheduled this week and my shit be GLOWING I am so pale.
Modeling thing is going good, starting to accumulate some cash, which means I can
A. Buy myself out of my contract with Cingular, those ratfucks and then hook myself up a SideKick.
B. Get that damn Ipod already so I can stop listening to the FUCKING RADIO all the time---ugh....
C. Start to get some tattoo work on myself. Fuck yeah jerry.
Speaking of which....anybody that is an artist...let me know...I want someone to design a tat for me....I WILL GIVE YOU BIG SLOPPY KISSES!
Gonna see the darling Miss Annabelle on Saturday...it's her birthday and I am more than happy to ply her with liquor.
Speaking of liquor, I want a REDHEADED SLUT reaaaaaaaal bad right now...that would go well with a bean and cheese burrito and some PANTERA.
I think I need to arrange another Strip Club Shenanigans in one of the groups-SGOC and/or SGLA. For those of you that were at the first one, you all know that we all got REALLY drunk and were molested by lots of hot girls. Good god that was a lot of fun.
I love nothing more than alcohol and naked women.
Who's fucking in?
ps I miss these girls.
Rae and Anika
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skylar:
and me biatch..you miss me!!! we need to strip club it up. I sang I wanna sex you up for this class exercise..it was amazing.
devildoll:
You HAVE to check out Jumbo's in LA. That plays RULES....ask Louie. 