Dude, I swear, as each day goes by, I kick more and more ass...I am sitting here at 3 am, eating oatmeal and Cheetos listening to AC/DC and CKY...what a fucking rockstar.
Went to the circus with Clitler. How's that for random? It was totally sweet. We sat in some club box thing and ate peanuts, celery sticks, popcorn and Coronas in our big furry rockstar coats. We kick ass. There were lions that acted like they were drunk-they were fucking cool!
How much do Unravled and I rule? Look at this convo we had on AIM:
ChrisChicSuicide: I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's just that I really hate plants.
unravlme: what did vegetables ever do to you?
ChrisChickSuicide: They killed my father.
unravlme: i met your father, dude
ChrisChicSuicide: um
ChrisChicSuicide: no
ChrisChicSuicide: that is a squash masquerading as him
ChrisChicSuicide: they're like pod people
unravlme: those devious squash
unravlme: i'm going to become a vegetarian too, and start a war against beets
ChrisChicSuicide: yeah FUCK beets
ChrisChicSuicide: they ate my shoes
unravlme: they fucked my sister
ChrisChicSuicide: FUCKERS!!!
unravlme: exactly
unravlme: how exactly should we go about starting this war?
ChrisChicSuicide: hmmm
ChrisChicSuicide: well
ChrisChicSuicide: i have an arsenal of poodles at my ready
unravlme: we will defeat them with small trembly dogs!
ChrisChicSuicide: YES
ChrisChicSuicide: the general is a chihuahua
unravlme: we should make a movie
ChrisChicSuicide: would we have satan on our side?
unravlme: satan's always on my side
ChrisChicSuicide: YES
ChrisChicSuicide: god this war is gonna rule!
unravlme: best war ever!
ChrisChicSuicide: EVAR
ChrisChicSuicide: what would we do with the veggie carcasses?
unravlme: pomeranians and green beans face off!
unravlme: stir fry
ChrisChicSuicide: oh man and then throw a party
ChrisChicSuicide: what about fruit??
ChrisChicSuicide: i'm on the fence about them
unravlme: i'm ambivalent about fruit
unravlme: we'll let fruit decide
ChrisChicSuicide: ok
unravlme: fruit is either with us or against us!
unravlme: what about tomatoes?
unravlme: i mean...
ChrisChicSuicide: ooooh that's a tricky one
unravlme: technically they're a fruit
unravlme: but i hate them
ChrisChicSuicide: well...if they're in pizza they're cool
ChrisChicSuicide: but i guess that technically is the dead carcass
unravlme: yeah, like mashed up and turned into something else
Taking the AssGrabbingGhost over to LAX this morning...which means I need to get my haggard ass to bed.
Everyone go over to superjoint's journal and anally rape him. He is so awesome and bought me a ticket for burlesque tonight. Cause I am fucking broke. Does this deserve a kiss? It seems it does.
That handsome lad will be coming over to my house to hitch a ride to LA...if anyone else wants to go with us hit me up on my cell and see if there's any room left. Email me if you don't have the number.
What to wear, what to wear...??? Must.look.hot.for.fear.of.feeling.inferior.to.the.SGs.
I would say today has been a circus day.
Went to the circus with Clitler. How's that for random? It was totally sweet. We sat in some club box thing and ate peanuts, celery sticks, popcorn and Coronas in our big furry rockstar coats. We kick ass. There were lions that acted like they were drunk-they were fucking cool!
How much do Unravled and I rule? Look at this convo we had on AIM:
ChrisChicSuicide: I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's just that I really hate plants.
unravlme: what did vegetables ever do to you?
ChrisChickSuicide: They killed my father.
unravlme: i met your father, dude
ChrisChicSuicide: um
ChrisChicSuicide: no
ChrisChicSuicide: that is a squash masquerading as him
ChrisChicSuicide: they're like pod people
unravlme: those devious squash
unravlme: i'm going to become a vegetarian too, and start a war against beets
ChrisChicSuicide: yeah FUCK beets
ChrisChicSuicide: they ate my shoes
unravlme: they fucked my sister
ChrisChicSuicide: FUCKERS!!!
unravlme: exactly
unravlme: how exactly should we go about starting this war?
ChrisChicSuicide: hmmm
ChrisChicSuicide: well
ChrisChicSuicide: i have an arsenal of poodles at my ready
unravlme: we will defeat them with small trembly dogs!
ChrisChicSuicide: YES
ChrisChicSuicide: the general is a chihuahua
unravlme: we should make a movie
ChrisChicSuicide: would we have satan on our side?
unravlme: satan's always on my side
ChrisChicSuicide: YES
ChrisChicSuicide: god this war is gonna rule!
unravlme: best war ever!
ChrisChicSuicide: EVAR
ChrisChicSuicide: what would we do with the veggie carcasses?
unravlme: pomeranians and green beans face off!
unravlme: stir fry
ChrisChicSuicide: oh man and then throw a party
ChrisChicSuicide: what about fruit??
ChrisChicSuicide: i'm on the fence about them
unravlme: i'm ambivalent about fruit
unravlme: we'll let fruit decide
ChrisChicSuicide: ok
unravlme: fruit is either with us or against us!
unravlme: what about tomatoes?
unravlme: i mean...
ChrisChicSuicide: ooooh that's a tricky one
unravlme: technically they're a fruit
unravlme: but i hate them
ChrisChicSuicide: well...if they're in pizza they're cool
ChrisChicSuicide: but i guess that technically is the dead carcass
unravlme: yeah, like mashed up and turned into something else
Taking the AssGrabbingGhost over to LAX this morning...which means I need to get my haggard ass to bed.
Everyone go over to superjoint's journal and anally rape him. He is so awesome and bought me a ticket for burlesque tonight. Cause I am fucking broke. Does this deserve a kiss? It seems it does.
That handsome lad will be coming over to my house to hitch a ride to LA...if anyone else wants to go with us hit me up on my cell and see if there's any room left. Email me if you don't have the number.
What to wear, what to wear...??? Must.look.hot.for.fear.of.feeling.inferior.to.the.SGs.
I would say today has been a circus day.
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deceptiviewfilm:
thats a good convo. random is the best. I also like the wings on your profile pic.
sillyzebra:
u still awake ??..err..