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I just had to repost this funny-ass shit...

Coolest cat EVER!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!

You KNOW this kid totally gets teased
I am a bastard for loving this. My manager has seen this so many times that he sings the song at work over the intercom. He rules.


Please come to Strip Club Shenanigans!. I have been really bummed out lately and I need some friends hardcore. Please cheer me up.

I really hate being a sweaty grease monkey. I wish my goddamn ZARA check would come already so I can put some Freon in my car's AC and arrive at work so fresh and so clean clean. Not all sweaty and monkeyish.

I went to the OC Fair yesterday and spent 2 hours at the petting zoo. The BF got all moody and tired cause I was there so long but he's lame so fuck him. It was fun hanging out with the animals but depressing too. I wanted to take them all home.

The goats were really cute. They acted like big dogs and wanted to be pet all the time. They would fight over who got to be pet and I let them nibble on my fingers. They tried to eat my rubber bracelets.

The piglets were so adorable and the sheep and cows were fucking sweet. The baby turkeys were so goddamn cute, too. Some little bastard kid went up to them and said, "Hey baby turkey, wanna come over for Thanksgiving?"

Ugh.

The horse was really beautiful and I felt its pain (it seemed like it wanted to get out of its cage and run free).

I know how that horse feels. It seems to be a metaphor for my relationship.

There were a lot of people cooing over the animals and I got mad at the hypocrisy...they were all eating hot dogs and pepperoni pizza.

I don't understand how someone can coo over animals in a petting zoo yet feel it's ok to eat them. Seeing those little guys further reaffirmed my vegetarianism.

People really suck sometimes.


P.S.I love soaking my nose piercing in warm salt water....it feels SOOOO good.

California hot weather can lick my sweaty butt crack.