Alright, I'm horrified by this. The thought of Hot Topic telling little kids to "safely" stretch their ears at home is kinda scary. My 9 year old cousin brought this home because she heard me saying I wanted my ears stretched and she wanted it too. Isn't this something that should be in the hands of a professional? Especially a little kid or pre-teen?
You won't miss a beat with this ear taper kit! Do it youself the safe, quick, easy, and sterilized way! The directions are simple. Just apply gel to taper, insert taper and barbell, unscrew taper and discard. Leave barbell in for 4 weeks.
By the way I'm bitter. I lost the ball from my favorite earrings.
But I have a new vice: TOASTER STRUDEL!!!
You won't miss a beat with this ear taper kit! Do it youself the safe, quick, easy, and sterilized way! The directions are simple. Just apply gel to taper, insert taper and barbell, unscrew taper and discard. Leave barbell in for 4 weeks.
By the way I'm bitter. I lost the ball from my favorite earrings.
But I have a new vice: TOASTER STRUDEL!!!
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I remember that Dentyne Ice commercial, but I don't remember the guy. I'll have to try to catch a glimpse of that hottie next time it comes on. I trust your taste in men....I too would love a Orlanda Bloom/Johnny Depp sandwich. Imagine them in pirate gear, and you in a beautiful tightly corseted getup. I'd like to see that. How's that for a porn idea? It wouldn't be easy to get you out of that corset, but the process would be fun to watch.
Oops, sorry....got kind of carried away there in my fantasy. Fantasies are fun, aren't they?
Yeah, we most definitely should try to get together....if the SGOC crew can ever make up their mind on what to do. Hopefully it'll be something other than a night at The Block.