chris_pepper

Here are a few words and phrases I think need to be used as the names of mixed drinks (if they haven't been already) just because it amuses me to imagine someone asking for one at the bar.

Blow To The Head
Ass Kicking
Sharp Stick In The Eye
Beheading
Frontal Lobotomy (as opposed to a bottle in front o' me)
Blowjob (Hand Job, Rim Job, other -Job derivatives)
Tongue Kiss
Acid Burn
Hard Cock
Stab Wound
Fatal Collision
Shaved Vagina
Hail Of Bullets
Aneurism
Snake Bite
Gay Lover
Butt Plug

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I saw Rosemary's Baby a few months ago, and tonight I saw The Fearless Vampire Killers, and I'm here to tell you that Roman Polanski is batting zero. Both of these movies bored the everlovingshit out of me and I have no idea why they are considered classics. Killers should have been played straight and Baby should never have been given to Polanski in the first place; William Castle would at least have made it entertaining.

Roman, you're not only a dirty child molester, you're also a shitty director.

Thanks for wasting my time, you creep. End of rant.