Me talk funny with my clothes on...
It's strange, but in the last year I've appeared in several documentaries. One called American Stag about vintage porn, Gross Out about the rise of vulgar comedies (airing on Starz in August) and another one called Sticky which is a serious look at masturbation, tempered with humor, of course.
Don't ask me why I keep getting asked to...
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It's strange, but in the last year I've appeared in several documentaries. One called American Stag about vintage porn, Gross Out about the rise of vulgar comedies (airing on Starz in August) and another one called Sticky which is a serious look at masturbation, tempered with humor, of course.
Don't ask me why I keep getting asked to...
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heidiness:
i don't have any to spare sorry dear.
bongocave:
a have one, but a bit expenisve to send it all the way from norway.
Norwegian postsystem iss expensive, and thats domestic.
But cool tamborine controller.
Norwegian postsystem iss expensive, and thats domestic.
But cool tamborine controller.
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perdita:
I will certainly keep that in mind sir. 
thefreak:
Nicely done.
-TM
-TM
Do you have a Bat-Boner?
Because I do. Everything about The Dark Knight looks amazing. And if you've read comics like Batman: Year One by Frank Miller or The Killing Joke by Alan Moore, you know just how dark Batman can get.
I'll be picking up tickets for the midnight screening in Los Angeles at the Arclight which will also be screening Batman Begins at...
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Because I do. Everything about The Dark Knight looks amazing. And if you've read comics like Batman: Year One by Frank Miller or The Killing Joke by Alan Moore, you know just how dark Batman can get.
I'll be picking up tickets for the midnight screening in Los Angeles at the Arclight which will also be screening Batman Begins at...
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heidiness:
the shoe thing's been going on for a while.. 
i just decided to post about it.
some lovelyness...
i just decided to post about it.some lovelyness...
desdmonia:
lol @ at the myspace.
and i am super excited.
however, i actually have a joker boner.
and i am super excited.
however, i actually have a joker boner.
In honor of Father's Day this weekend...
...I present to you this, well, somewhat irresponsible dad feeding his daughter... beer?
Enjoy!
...I present to you this, well, somewhat irresponsible dad feeding his daughter... beer?
Enjoy!
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alice:
hmm... i don't know. i think that guy is a probably a pretty amazing father. i know that i think he's amazing. 
jena:
Here's my can of Karate shaving cream that would compliment your bar of Gay soap.
Here's my can of Karate shaving cream that would compliment your bar of Gay soap.
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meow:
I'm feeling much better actually. Hooray for drugs!
arsnic:
Those're rad. We should open shop with crazy shit like that.
I wrote a story for Playboy...
So on my recent visit to the Playboy Mansion, I ran into an old friend from the festival scene who now works for the magazine. After chatting a bit, he asked me to write a piece for the Playboy web site. For anyone who enjoyed my column Footage Fetishes here on SG, I think you'll dig it....
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So on my recent visit to the Playboy Mansion, I ran into an old friend from the festival scene who now works for the magazine. After chatting a bit, he asked me to write a piece for the Playboy web site. For anyone who enjoyed my column Footage Fetishes here on SG, I think you'll dig it....
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persya:
that's a great list!
and asia argento is so hot
and asia argento is so hot
guitarsnglasses:
Saw you and Alice at the dethklok Show.
So Rarely see SG people at random events, cool.
So Rarely see SG people at random events, cool.
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evanx:
How's Singstar? 
evanx:
I contemplated doing it, mainly because of the staggering number of songs you can download! 
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lilcupcake:
lol that is awesome.
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zophael:
They had a how-to in Bizarre magazine last month or the month before. Very informative. 
gingerkiss:
wow
-TM