chris_gore

Those three little words...

I've been thinking a lot about love and sex or lack thereof and I feel the need to fill in my SG friends on my latest findings in the bizarre and unexplainable world of dating. So here's another revelation I'd like to share.

At some point at the beginning of any relationship there's a discussion of or at least, a great deal of thought about when, where and how to say those "three little words." You know the ones I'm talking about... the ones with the initials ILY.

For some, hearing these words is a requirement for taking something new to the next level, but the words themselves can also be like a dangerous drug... the effects for each person upon hearing them are completely unknown. Some say it too soon, or withhold saying it for fear that expressing those feelings will somehow oblige them to emotional duties they may not be ready for. But there will be a shift in the dynamic of the relationship once when these words come into play.

What interests me is the clear gender differences when referencing "those three little words." For most women, the words they most want to hear are...
I love you.

These three words often elicit bliss... ecstasy... and happy feelings that no drug can replicate.

I believe for men, there are a few more "three little word" combos that they'd much rather hear. In fact, these phrases when uttered will have an even greater impact on a man than the standard-issue "I love you."

It's true.

I know that I get really nervous whenever I hear a woman say to me...
Let's watch porn.

I blush when I hear...
Please don't stop.

I always melt when I hear the words...
Tie me up.

I am over the moon when I hear...
I'm your slave.

I feel those silly little butterflies in my stomach whenever I hear...
Fuck my ass.

I get dizzy when I hear...
Cum on my face.

These words will make me fall head over heels...
How about a threesome?

And marriage material can be found in any woman who says...
Do you have any more porn, this stuff is kind of tame?

Okay, I know those last few had more than three words, but they have the same effect. When a man hears any of these, he'll feel the same kind of joy a woman feels when those other three words from that more common phrase are spoken.

One thing I know to be true for myself, is that any woman who has ever said those things to me usually leads to me saying those three little words that she most wants to hear... you know... that "ILY" thing.

And then the trouble begins.

P.S. If this seems a bit gender-biased, well, I don't mean to offend anyone as I know broad generalizations have a tendency to do. I can only go by what is true based on my own experience and I have a cock. So go ahead and tell me to go to fuck myself.

P.P.S. I will continue to update my findings as long as you're nice to me.