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chris_gore

Royal Joke, Michigan.

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Dating is just a job interview for sex.

Someone told me this once and especially for me right now, this rings so true. The kinds of questions you ask and get asked on a date are all about each person sizing up the other. Both parties wondering... is this someone I want to fuck?

Do they fuck in a way that is complimentary to my own fucking style?

How much experience does this person have fucking?

What sort of fucking skills have they demonstrated in the past?

Where do they feel they excel in terms of their ability to fuck?

Do they have a fuck-related story or a fucking accomplishment they wish to share?

Is there any situation in which they would not feel comfortable fucking?

Are there any areas in their fuck history which might cause a problem?

What happened to the last person they fucked, and why did they leave that position?

Will they fuck the extra mile?

Will they fuck over-time?

Are they able to fuck five days a week or more?

Will they fuck on weekends and holidays if necessary?

Where do they see themselves fucking in five years?

And would I fuck them part-time, or consider them for a full-time position fucking me?

Right now, I'm just not hiring.

Chris tongue

Note: This is part of a script I am working on at the moment... all related to love, sex and everything else.
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mrs_misha:
oh my god that is hilarious and so true.
Jan 14, 2008
morningstar:
Soooo how'd the date go?
Jan 14, 2008

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