So we went to a friend's house the other day to get some pot, and the guy's dog fucking bit me! Now, before there are an ass-load of question raised, I would like to say that I was just trying to scratch him behind his ears. There are so many things that are wrong about this situation: 1. The dog is a Jack Russell 2. The dog is my Jack Russell's brother (same litter) 3. The dog has fallen asleep in my bed several times when I was babysitting him 4. The dog is on pot 5. The dog's name is Marley 6. I have never been bitten by a dog 7. I own 3 dogs who have never bitten anyone--including my precious Jack Russell, Chibi (because they have been trained properly) and 8. The little fucker bit me!
Perhaps the worst thing about the situation is the guy didn't give us either 1. a discount on the pot, or 2. a little bit more somethin' somethin' in the bag.
Perhaps the worst thing about the situation is the guy didn't give us either 1. a discount on the pot, or 2. a little bit more somethin' somethin' in the bag.
quarters:
Did you ask for "a little bit more somethin' somethin'" in the bag? Like, "Dude your fuckin dog bit me, I better get a little more somethin' somethin' in this bag!" I have found most drug dealers don't give away there stuff, but will if asked properly and the cimcumstances permit. The next time you go over; When you walk in the door say "If your dog bits me I want my shit for free." Or bring one of those sleeves the police wear when they train the attack dogs.
rewtoidy:
Now that's just bad business sense.