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Happy it's-almost-my-birthday everyone!

Ohh and did I mention I won a trip to Miami thanks to Scion!? Well I did!

Waahhooo! Free food and free booze! I can't wait!

Okay listen up people! It's my birthday in 6 days! That's correct, s i x days.

What do you need to get me?

A TomTom!

And here's why!
https://www.eddieizzard.com/thingie_things/tomtom/

Eddie Izzard telling me where to go? Hell yes!

GWAR was awesome

Todd is awesome

The drunk dude next to me, was awesome... but also very irritating

Jewcifer is awesome

And I couldn't tell, but I think Dave nodded to me when I gave a thumbs-down to george bush [like the Romans] and he proceeded to kill him

But what really pisses me off, are all these new kids who aren't used to being...
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I just tried to find lyrics to the Death Piggy song "Boner", to no avail... seems no one cares to transcribe some real lyrical genious. Oh well.

Tomorrow I go buy tickets for GWAR at the Glasshouse and then scope out some custom PT Cruisers... I have some ideas for my car, and it seems like some things will work out.

Aaaaannnd... only 9 more...
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WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

Margaret Cho is going to be involved in a remake of One Missed Call? Fuck that. Ya know, Hollywood already fucked up Ringu; which I've never seen. But when it comes to a Takashi Miike film... how do you remake something like that? Now granted, One Missed Call is much, much, much more subdued that his other films [see: Ichi...
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Just got back from Washington D.C. and boy, did paranoia set in when around very important memorials and museums... I kept thinking the CIA was listening in on my thoughts, but then a voice in my head told me it wasn't true so I guess nothing happened.

Not surprisingly I'm rather disenchanted with my current government and didn't really care to be there... although the...
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So Scion Night was cool. I got there at 5:30ish and let a girl hop in my car to score some free tickets. Kind of surprised I got there in time to still get tickets.

I missed out on the cool free swag... I ended up with some lame iPod or cellphone holder and some licensplate frames.

Saw a Turbo xA, that was sweet... and...
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Well seems like no takers for my offer of free Scary Farm.
Here's a link to the official Scion page on it: Scion Night '06

Since I don't have anyone to go to Scary Farm with, I'll probably just go later in the night just to see the cars.

And I should be getting free tix + VIP for Scary Farm later in the month......
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So my dad bought a new tool chest set and I was driving at the time and we were close to the Sears he was going to buy it from. So after breakfast we headed over and got everything we needed and packed it into my car. He took pictures with his cell phone, but I haven't gotten those yet, so you'll just have to...
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I think I've finally gotten a ring-tone that won't give me a heart attack when it goes off.
Jerry Was A Race Car Driver - Primus; Sounds really good and doesn't immediately start off loud, causing my heart to race.

I went to Camelot again tonight for my friend's b-day; My Lazer Joust accuracy percentage went up 3 points from last time! Whoohoo 13%...
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