LADIES - PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I SPENT ALL THE $ YOUR FATHER PAID ME TO INVESTIGATE YOUR "DEVIANT" LIFESTYLE" ON CRACK AND I HAVE TO REPORT SOMETHING SOON-
"What have you been doing with all the money Mummy's sent you?"
It better have been for the abortion you said it was for because if you spent it on an asshole-tongue-jacking barbell for your boyfriend or vinyl underwear from Hot Topic, they'll be really pissed.
I suggest purchasing a slimey, green-grey amphibian with big squirrel eyes from your local pet store. Place Kermit in a jelly jar, fill the jar with brine (salt water) and mail it home. After all - - evidence is next to Godliness.
"What have you been doing with all the money Mummy's sent you?"
It better have been for the abortion you said it was for because if you spent it on an asshole-tongue-jacking barbell for your boyfriend or vinyl underwear from Hot Topic, they'll be really pissed.
I suggest purchasing a slimey, green-grey amphibian with big squirrel eyes from your local pet store. Place Kermit in a jelly jar, fill the jar with brine (salt water) and mail it home. After all - - evidence is next to Godliness.