chokedheart

I woke up at 12.35. The phone was ringing. I realized that I was lying on my bed still havin' my clothes on. I stood up but couldn't really feel my legs. I still was drunk. My mom on the phone. Didn't even understand what she said. The light in the kitchen was still on. IAs I wanted to turn it off I saw that the oven was on - damn, I must've turned it on last night to make some frozen pizza. So it was on for hours! Holy shit, I don't even remember!

Totally confused. It was a hard drinkin' night. I remember there was this guy who's totally crazy. An old alcoholic punk with rollerblades. He pulled out his cock and stuffed a lighter under his foreskin. No joke! He DID that!

I don't remember too much - but I had many drinks. Too many. The bottle near my bed wasn't half full it was half empty.

This won't happen again to me - 'til next time.