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Sunday May 01, 2005

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Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
neakylikeaninja:
How are you?
I posted my story... it's not finished.
May 4, 2005
il_brutto:
Yeah, I can't watch the American Office. It's like watching someone do someone else's joke. It's sad because like the people on the show. Have you seen Kelsey Grammer Presents the Sketch show? It's a lot funnier than I though it would bet. It's a lot like a British comedy. Very silly.

And thanks for the well wishes on the relationship thing.
May 4, 2005

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