chloe

Mysteriously, my alarm turned itself off this morning without me knowing about it. What a sweet little thing, it must have known I needed more sleep! If only all of my other appliances were as considerate!

I hate situations where I'm the ass hole no matter what happens. And I'm really such a darling chick, I swear! I've just somehow ended up in a situation where I might end up hurting someone's feelings without meaning to.

I'm excited because I saw my Trixie last night and I get to see her today and I also have a date with her tomorrow for breakfast. Yes, I said MY Trixie. The rest of you can borrow her once in a while, but you must always return her safe and sound to me. You hear that, Fucko?

This is month 3 of me having a very messy house so something needs to be done. Does ANYONE know where I can get a really cool couch for free? Preferably, someone can deliver and carry this couch to me. Come on kids, 'tis the season for giving!