These things are facts:
1. I spent some of my rent money on a new cell phone today. The rent check may or may not be cashed soon.... the anticipation is so great! I don't think I have ever bounced a check before.
2. Aforementioned cell phone is great! It takes photos. Should I sent you some naughty ones? My ring tone is so-so-so stylistic,...
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1. I spent some of my rent money on a new cell phone today. The rent check may or may not be cashed soon.... the anticipation is so great! I don't think I have ever bounced a check before.
2. Aforementioned cell phone is great! It takes photos. Should I sent you some naughty ones? My ring tone is so-so-so stylistic,...
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The weather is fooling me.... it's been so warm and beautiful out, and I'm going to get used to it, and then it's going to storm again. It's still winter, dammit! What the hell is going on?
Thank you all for your birthday salutations. It was a very lovely day, even though there are parts I can't remember. Trixie told me that someone from SF...
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Thank you all for your birthday salutations. It was a very lovely day, even though there are parts I can't remember. Trixie told me that someone from SF...
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cosmosis:
My favorite part of summer is the first day that isn't hot. I know, that sounds weird, but Miami only has like one season...and I want more of the other 3. 
NJ, on the other hand, had 4.
On a side note, if we were dating I would have made you dinner tonight. Ok, I cooked even though we're not dating, but the thought made me smile. 'Cause, from what I see in your pics, you have really good posture.
Good posture is hot. It will be one of the most important accessories this summer.
NJ, on the other hand, had 4.
On a side note, if we were dating I would have made you dinner tonight. Ok, I cooked even though we're not dating, but the thought made me smile. 'Cause, from what I see in your pics, you have really good posture.
Good posture is hot. It will be one of the most important accessories this summer.
faseplant:
Oh good god I can't wait to start barbecuing and drinking beer in the hot sun!
Soooooo.... on my birthday I wore a new red bra and new red panties under my dress. When I came home I piled everything on the floor. I just went searching through the pile and the panties are missing.... WHAT THE FUCK? Where are my red birthday panties? Maybe Trixie stole them?
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tsalt:
I'm wearing them 
twwly:
I am currently wearing your red panties on my head.
Mystery solved.
Mystery solved.
Still alive. 
Barely.
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onisean:
ouch i have had post birthday times like that hope you feel better
paleenchantress:
i hope you feel better gorgeous ! i have some new pics up 
Guess what- IT'S STILL MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! YESSS! I have birthday flowers everywhere!
I just got out of the shower and I am about to put on a sexy dress and high high heels. Trixie is going to come over and we are going to take all sorts of naughty pictures and then we are going to go dancing.
And drinking. I think it'll be...
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I just got out of the shower and I am about to put on a sexy dress and high high heels. Trixie is going to come over and we are going to take all sorts of naughty pictures and then we are going to go dancing.
And drinking. I think it'll be...
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ivy:
You are the hottest 61 year old I've ever seen! 
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
ashleigh0787:
are you still alive? how was the birthday?
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
birthday birthday birthday!
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antonp:
haha too right!
happy birthday!
happy birthday!
violentlyhappy:
happy birthday babe.
miss ya.
miss ya.
Pretty much everything about yesterday was amazing. To top it all off, I ended up out at Twin Peaks in SF, looking at all the city lights under a clear sky with a boy's arms around me to keep me warm. It was one of those moments when anything seems possible...
March has been a great month so far. It's my birthday tomorrow (!) and...
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March has been a great month so far. It's my birthday tomorrow (!) and...
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dave_h:
oops.
[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 1:06AM]
[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 1:06AM]
dave_h:
check it again bitch.
Only 3 days until my birthday! It's on Thursday.
Should I go out dancing that night?
Should I go out dancing that night?
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holly:
i am totally down with hanging out on thrusday..sounds fucking great. are you going to that place where we went last time.....maybe a bit more grabbing and a lot more punching people in the stomach. THIS time i wont be meeting some boy there so i can join in on the fun....oh speeking of fun....ryan coming??
sare:
awww!! Happy Early Birthday!!! and yes!! you obviously must go dancing. its what Bam would want.
mmm...Bam.
mmm...Bam.
Question Of The Day:
What the FUCK kind of immature retard breaks up with a girl in a text message?!?
What the FUCK kind of immature retard breaks up with a girl in a text message?!?
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sterlingsteele:
ONLY THREE DAYS UNTIL CHLOE"S BIRTHDAY!!!!
jessferfun:
uh......ouch.
It's UnhappyTime in ChloeLand again.
I know I've seen this show, and I think this episode is a fucking re-run.
I know I've seen this show, and I think this episode is a fucking re-run.
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g_money:
this must be catching then, cause i swear life is in the dumps right now for me too..
violentlyhappy:
and you'd think after seeing this rerun over and over again, it'd be easy to change the channel to something better. but it never is and we keep on watchin, knowin' what's going to happen next.
hang in there, spring and warmth will soon be here.
hang in there, spring and warmth will soon be here.
You know what? I've always hated Winnie The Pooh characters. They are all insecure, whiny, annoying bitches and they should all be punched in the throat. Especially Piglet. And Eeoyre. And Tigger. And that moaning, complaining son of a bitch Pooh.
Question Of The Day: What thing do you hate that everyone else seems to love?
Question Of The Day: What thing do you hate that everyone else seems to love?
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timster1169:
I got to college with a bunch of uptight fucks - I HATE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND!!!! It's the beginning of a fucking rich kid, stuck up, I'm better than thou cult.
twwly:
You'll meet me soon, babycakes!!
It's fucking feast or famine around here.
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twwly:
I want to see you. YOU. Regardless of underwear.
Preferrably without underwear. And really, clothes. Accessories are optional.
Preferrably without underwear. And really, clothes. Accessories are optional.
sare:
You should come visit us up here in Canada. We can drink beer and goto a hockey game. You and Trixie's Team Spirit set was amazing, you girls are bee-you-tee-full!!
I'm wearing THESE panties, only in low rise hipster style, not thong. Of course, I don't look quite like that in them, either.