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It's weird when I hear from someone I don't know and they tell me there's a rumor going around SG that my boobs are fake- WHAT? What a strange, strange world.
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sunday:
theyre just jealous. Go boobies.
kiss
candy:
wierd... surreal
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Robitussin PM at 7 am makes for a bleary Chloe
one who sits at her computer with no pants on
looking about the room for the source of dizziness
and hoping nothing important was scheduled for today
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janie__:
Get some sleep!!

smile
xo
T
rachel:
thanks sugar!!! kiss
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I want to go out and play
but no one will play with me!
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distorsionpunx:
i want to play UNO, and everybody think its stupid... i feel your pain sister
speare:
we need a new set from you frown
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I miss real mail. Soemone should send me something. As long as it's not dirty panties. I can read your mind, Girlie!

I want a package pal. By package, I do not mean penis. I mean someone who will send me cool shit, and then I can send them cool shit.

Question Of The Day: What's the best thing you have gotten in the...
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darkangel2:
if you would like anything from texas tell me smile
pigri:
oink

dude, what am i, chopped liver?!?! are we not package pals?
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Who knew hours of naked UNO could be so much goddamn fun?!
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jill:
thanks so much for the sweet comment on our set!!
kiss kiss
it was a blast shooting it!
heartshapedcuffs:
Try TurboTax, pumpkin.
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These Things Are Facts:

1. I am becoming a M.A.C. make-up whore.

2. I need a vacuum really, really bad.

3. You can't always get what you want, and you always want what you don't have.

4. I have been on this site for years and I didn't know that balloon meant birthday until my birthday a couple weeks ago. I just thought some people...
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mrginger:
Yeah, I might say something on occasion that's totally tactless. Its a trait I inherited from my dad. He's real abrasive sometimes. But I'm lucky. All my friends love me. I need some ink too. Where should I go in SD?
bat_kat:
Hey there Chloe. I am back. biggrin

Hey I need that vacuum too. tongue

And happy belated birthday. unless I did wish you a happy birthday when it was. If so then tongue
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I am:

easily amused
a sore loser
more lethargic than I'd like to be

What are YOU?
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shera:
thanks doll!
frost:
i am:

psycotic
homeless
going to FUCKING CALI! biggrin
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It seems like everyone else has everything figured out... Is that an act?
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pigri:
i don't have it figured out.
i'll be 31 in 2 weeks, i've i've just now decided to go back and get my teacher's certification.

oink
badsanta:
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. The great Oz has the situation well in hand.
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rockadiva:
oh wow, supa dupa cool...
johnnyamen:
Glad you like your b-day gift. Late gifts are always better cause you think everyone has forgotten about your day and, BAM! Wear it well ......... biggrin
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A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Little old lady
B: Little old lady who?
A: I didn't know you could yodle!

Now tell me YOUR favorite knock knock joke.
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xhampoo:
A: Knock knock
B: Who's There?
A: The FBI
B: "......."

love
frost:
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Banana
B: Banana who?
A:Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A:
Orange
B: Orange who?
A: Orange you glad i didnt say banana?



kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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TODAY SUCKS
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candy:
yes it does.. and so does my hair.. how come when you go from blonde to something darker it comes out this nasty red color?
blackeyed

hope your ok! kiss
broadwaybee:
WAH WAH WAH!

Suck it up.

kiss
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datsun:
not yet - I'm afraid I've had very little money this past wek. I hope to by Friday.
johnnyamen:
Yo- I finally called amazan to ask about your gifts and one of the two is out of stock. So, you get one gift instead of two.
Hope all is well witcha...