So today has been full of getting lost, crappy no food and belly aches, parking in red zones, bruised, aching and peeling tattoos, terrible hair color disasters (fuck YOU hair dye), mucho stupid gossip, ex shit, stained skin and now I have to go to the DMV. And my poor cat is off getting his balls chopped off and my car smells funny every time...
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zenfish:
and we're all happy you are. 
pataphysical:
were you visiting the 70s?
Soooo Trixie and I go-go dance at a themed night at a gay club here in SD once a month. It's always pretty interesting- wet almost naked men, men making out, tchi-tchi-tchi dance music, red bull & vodka, heels and fishnets, a hyperactive 19 year old hardcore gay porn star "bottom" who was in 4 movies when he was 17 go go dancing with us,...
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tomg:
Whats up with gay men being so ripped these days??? I am far too lazy to be gay. 
phedre:
Oh Chloe, you're too fucking cute. *laughs* I'm glad you had a wild night of fun (until the crying).
All the finger crossing must have worked, because Trixie and I got the place we wanted! I am so excited. You can not understand. And Trixie is so good to me, she's going to let me decorate the WHOLE living room in a creepy circus theme, because that is my new obsession. Where can I get creepy circus/carnival stuff?
Seriously, I'm obsessed. If I had...
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pataphysical:
you must love the soundtrack to Borat - creepy central asian circus techno orchestral... whoa
alexsandria:
Haha! Thanks sweety! You can perv on me anytime. 
I wonder if anyone ever calls Elton John "EJ".
I would.
I would.
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francisbelle:
I would, too! Sir EJ!
mobprod:
♥
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10k:
done, done, and done.
harlow:
i love your ass because finally im not the only one with a big ol ass...
do you find that sometimes your ass gets more attention than you do?
do you find that sometimes your ass gets more attention than you do?
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marvelousthings:
I want a Trixie!
I also want your hair! It's beautiful hair.
I want a Trixie!
I also want your hair! It's beautiful hair.
yeknomyknuf:
So cute! Love your hair
It's such a beautiful day here in San Diego. I'm amazed, it's the middle of October! This time last year I was freezing my ass off in the midwest on tour. I hadn't packed any warm clothes- it was Aug in southern C A when I left!
The only thing ruining the day is the idiot playing the bagpipes.
The only thing ruining the day is the idiot playing the bagpipes.
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candee:
thank youu
now everybody can see that i'm a real candygirl
Hope everything is fine overthere...
Why are sundays always so boring...:S
xx
now everybody can see that i'm a real candygirl
Hope everything is fine overthere...
Why are sundays always so boring...:S
xx
_catalyst_:
Seriously, this is my new favorite time of year here. Everything has been so clean feeling lately.
Love the new set! The first few pics are my faves.
Love the new set! The first few pics are my faves.
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nikonphoto80:
I thought so, but I guess I was wrong. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
scullyt:
Thanks Beautiful for the Birthady Wishes 
Last weekend I saw a dog eat a condom.
But don't worry, it wasn't a used condom.
That would have been gross.
But don't worry, it wasn't a used condom.
That would have been gross.
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roxy:
Yikes, your wisdom teeth experience sounds way worse than mine! I haven't barfed yet, I guess that's a good sign.
But it still sucks and I'm still gonna whine. Damnit.
But it still sucks and I'm still gonna whine. Damnit.
dancer29:
OOoooooh that sounds awesome!! This will give me time to shop around for another hot outfit.
All of us getting together sounds like fun! I can't wait.
I can't wait for the next donkey punch either....I'm going to bring my cool friends next time, instead of my snobby ones.
And yes, I was scared shitless yesterday, but I'm fine now.
All of us getting together sounds like fun! I can't wait.
I can't wait for the next donkey punch either....I'm going to bring my cool friends next time, instead of my snobby ones.
And yes, I was scared shitless yesterday, but I'm fine now.
BOO for class
BOO for finances
YAY for getting out of town for a few days
YAY for Donkey Punch soon
YAY for 2 weekends of out of town guests
BOO for no costume ideas
YAY for halloween anyway
BOO for needing to buy cat food and toilet paper
BOO for 50 lbs of clothes reduced to $27.30 at buffalo exchange
YAY for getting rid...
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BOO for finances
YAY for getting out of town for a few days
YAY for Donkey Punch soon
YAY for 2 weekends of out of town guests
BOO for no costume ideas
YAY for halloween anyway
BOO for needing to buy cat food and toilet paper
BOO for 50 lbs of clothes reduced to $27.30 at buffalo exchange
YAY for getting rid...
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daphne:
I'm looking at all your sets right now. your body is pure perfection!!! 
columbia:
you are so fucking beautiful
what do you think you could be forgetting?